Map Reading Adventurer Pillows

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

You are here.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"