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"The GPS has three voice modes: Wilderness Whisper, Country Conversation, and City Shriek."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Prostate: 51st State

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Be open to help.

The Personal ATM

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.