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"The GPS has three voice modes: Wilderness Whisper, Country Conversation, and City Shriek."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Here be dragons.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Meet the Enemy

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Be open to help.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Savory Types

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

The Personal ATM

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.