Manufacturing Worker Pillows

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

America's Biggest Export...

'We Want Our Jobs Back'

'...so went to school to become a data scientist and was replaced by an algorithm."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

Detroit strikes back

Bar and Grill: Bashing Outsourcing 6:00-8:00 P.M.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'There's got to be more to life than this...'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Time Out For Teddy

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Around here it got a little tricky...