Manual Transmission Lover Prints

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'The penguin is upset...'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'It's a hybrid.'

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

"The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Jeremy Clarkson

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Self Driving Car - Self Conscious Car - Self Actualized Car

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"He adored that old car !"

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'

My dad loves his motor.

Sundial Watch

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'