Manual Transmission Fan Pillows

"All you are is a pedal and a cable which helps me change gear. One day, you'll break and be useless."

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"You've changed."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Fetching some fuel.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Speed Bumps.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Inflatable car

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Angry pensioner

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

Finishing Line

"Wild rice Krispy treat."