Mannerly Grower Prints

Peas and Q's in a garden.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Oh Hi!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Agricultural Psychology

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Ecological Therapy

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

We learn by doing

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

The Farmer Sutra.

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Cultivating money.

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Pyramid Garden

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

Starting School

Genetically Modified Apples

'I feel rootless.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'You're pregnant?'

Man to man about man at desk being watered: 'A bit of nurturing and he should grow into the job nicely.'

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"