Manga Mugs

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Dad can we go and see the Manga Carta this weekend?'

Manga study

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

'I'm afraid you have a condition we in the cartoon world call 'Manga eyes'.'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

International Women's Day

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"We only got six days of funding."

'Ahhh...'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

The Amazing Man-Spider