Mancave Maestro Mugs

"This is my man cave."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

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Charles Addams.

Adult Barbershop

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

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"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Edgar Allan Poe

Facial hair continental drift.

Masterpiece?

Two men discussing thier moustaches

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Not too much off my back."

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

How to wear a false moustache.

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

Carpenter