Managing Diabetes Mugs

'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'

Disease Management

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Information about information about information about information.

'It looks like our data.'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Information Tightrope.

Information vs. confusion

The Cloud

"This cat has got to go on a diet...he weighs 78 pounds!"

The Miracle Worker

How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.

"Will he be okay?"

Information

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

Heavy Data Load.

National Archives

Store with sign: 'Auntie May's Pie Charts. Let Us Cook One Up For You.'

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

The Cloud

'Will that be on your store charge?'

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."