Managing A Medical Condition Prints

GPs should prescribe tailored exercise and weight loss to relieve osteoarthritis

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Disease Management

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Unfortunately there's no HMO for what you have"

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You're allergic to feathers.'

"I'm in for observation."

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

I like a lot of witnesses around.

Couple in bed with health charts

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Alzheimer's Amusement Park

'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'

"Don't you think it's time to admit to yourself that this rash will not clear up on it's own."