Managing A Home Office T-Shirts

Home Business - Accounts.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Out and In.

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Organization is not rocket science!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Human Recources Management

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!