Management Style Explorer Pillows

"You run your department your way, and I'll run mine my way."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

British Prime Minister

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Subordinate Employee

The little engine that delegated

Leadership Training

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

"Looks like J.B. changed his mind about his open door policy!"

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

"It's just the boss building consensus."

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Newgate, you'll be reporting to Cunningham, who'll be reporting directly to me. I, in one of those unexplainable paradoxes of the business world will be reporting to you,'

'You're not always right you know.'