Management Role Explorer Gifts

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'The key to unlock my potential isn't in this building.'

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent