Management Maestra Prints

Forewarned is forearmed.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Rock On

Project Manager Showdown

SupermarketAwful Market.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

Pogo Cellist

Claudius Monteverdi.

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."