Man Of The Cloth Prints

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Hat Swap

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

Men's sweatshirts & women's glowshirts.

Archbishop Jokes.

Shaving off your Beard

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

Those days. these days

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"I like you in a tie."

"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'