Man Of The Cloth Prints

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Hat Swap

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

Men's sweatshirts & women's glowshirts.

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."

Archbishop Jokes.

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Those days. these days

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."

I Hate My Hat Magazine

Shaving off your Beard

"I like you in a tie."