Mall Wanderers Pillows

Island of Lost Guys.

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

Customer Convention

'Not that net!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

See you at the farmers market!

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Olives

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Placier.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Vegicurious

Rustic Campgrounds.

Black Forest Collectibles.

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'