Mall Trips Prints

Man in the bank at deposits queue: 'Could I please go ahead of you? My wife's on her way to the mall!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Mall of ages

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'You must have something in my size?'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."