Male Bonding Advocate Mugs

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

PSA Banter.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'Spot! Stop that or you'll go blind!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Real men cry these days....."

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

The Evolution Of Manhood

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"I got in 9 holes this morning!"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Don't worry, we don't really sacrifice

You say the plumage has lasted longer than four hours?

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."

'Sure you can cry if you want to. Crying is right near the top of our 'acceptable behavior' list.'

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

Beer makes for strange buddies.

"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

'My parents are having a fight right now.'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"You're not seeing anybody, Larry, so how do you know you're still straight?"