Makeup Sales Associate Prints

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Too much concealer?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Woman applying makeup

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"More concealer?"

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Your call is important to us...

Black Friday

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

The car showroom

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"

Excess

"C'mon in - there's an extra 10% off for being our very first customer."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."