Makeup Magic Prints

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'