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Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'You're pretty good at colouring within the lines, Mom.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

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"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

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"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Your mascara is running."

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

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