Makeover Completion Mugs

"Apologies for my barking, Janet. I didn't recognize you without your foundation makeup, wig, ridiculously fake eyelashes and caterpillar eyebrows." "Dude's got a point."

Let's get organized

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Curling your hair for no reason

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Complete Makeover

High Five

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Football addict

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

Slag Heap paint colour.

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'