Majestic Daydreamer T-Shirts

King reaching for an apple

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Hot Air Balloon

First love.

Kissing couple melt the snow

Jesus Christ

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Wordplay: Me.

He loves me...

Couple Bring Romantic In Park

Snub Marine

Romance

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Perspective

Queen Anne

She's hoping he'll turn into a prince. When she's older, she'll realize you can't change a man.

Love's Bubbles

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'

No Action Comics

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

A woman reads a romance novel.

Valentines

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song

Mermaid