Mail Service Worker Prints

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Grrrr....'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dog traps the postman.