Mail Man Prints

This Side Up.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Grrrr....'

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I found your cat."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Beware of Doug

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Fine Print Letters

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'