Mail Man Prints

This Side Up.

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Mail's here."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Fine Print Letters

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

You Shouldn't Have

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Beware of Doug

"I found your cat."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'