Magpie Lover Mugs

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Wine at the Bar

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Cat with Crown.

The Waiter

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Ground score!"

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

Friends and champagne

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Jazz Bagpipes

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Pastor of Muppets

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"