Magpie Lover Mugs

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

'The knights are drawing closer'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Cat with Crown.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

The Waiter

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Friends and champagne

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Jazz Bagpipes

"Ground score!"

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

Pastor of Muppets

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'