Magnetic Personality Mugs

Magnetic attraction between people.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Let's try some word disassociation

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Portrait of David Lynch

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Must you always be so negative?

Hungry labradors online.

Some Friends From Work

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"He's always had a short fuse."

"I suppose you could say I'm an enigmatic mixture of naughty and nice."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

"Things are picking up..."

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

Magnetic North

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'