Magical Property Maven Mugs

'We'll put it on as 'charmingly proportioned'.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Swiss army knife

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Good news on Wall Street today"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."