Magical Property Maven Mugs

'We'll put it on as 'charmingly proportioned'.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Swiss army knife

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."