Magical Believers Mugs

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Origami Society...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"You're solemates!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Tales of the unicorns"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Some day my Prince will come...

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."