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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

The Speculators

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Breaking Through

I got the raise

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'The big bang theory of creation.'