Magic Of Morning Workouts Mugs

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"