Magic Mishap Lover Mugs

'Magic and culinary.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Pick a business card.'

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Genie Barbecue.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Sleeping Potion

Witch's Tow

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."