Magic Meets Molding Prints

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Recalculating route..."

Geek fairies

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"High tech genies?"

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

A hunter shoots a drone

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

Supermarket. 'Half a pound of ham please'.'It's kilos now sir'.'Half a pound of kilos then!'

Made in China

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...