Magic Maddened Prints

"No more holidays with YOU! - I told you not to upset the witchdoctor!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Swiss army knife

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Houdini's Dog

Houdini.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Dating in Oz

Halloween health & safety.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"