Magic Carpet Lovers Prints

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Red Carpet

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

Antique oriental carpets.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No seat belts, dad?'

Celebrities think taxi drivers are the public.

Parking with Flying Carpets

'I got the raise!'

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.