Magazine Collectors Prints

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Person of the Year: Taylor Swift

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Top Shelf Magazines for Dogs

"You leave my playboy alone. Use you own New Yorker."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Gay Times...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Unemotional Support Animal

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Waiting Room Quarterly

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Alien Beauty Magazine

Prayboy

"He looks so much like his dad."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

His and Hers Wedding

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Cow Pollen