Mafiosa Mugs

The Castratos

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

Mafia machine gun case.