"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
Mad Mixologist Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor — our mad mixologist mugs are perfect for stirring up laughs during coffee or cocktail hour, adding personality to their drinkware collection.
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
We'll have Manhattans...
Join me in a Martini?
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Shaken not stirred
"An everything Martini, please."
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
Espresso Martini Peacock
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"A bloody Martian, please."
Join me in a Caiprinha!
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Rabbit Punch
'The first cocktail.'
Mediterranean Martini
'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Blue Blazer Cocktail.
Sharing Drinks.
Mad Mixologist Mugs Collection
Mad Mixologist Pillows
Find playful pillows that bring a fun, creative vibe to their bar area or lounge, highlighting their passion for mixing drinks.
Mad Mixologist Prints
Browse our art prints to add a witty and colorful touch to their space, capturing the lively spirit of mad mixology.
Mad Mixologist T-Shirts
Discover a range of t-shirts that humorously celebrate the mad mixologist’s craft, making their favorite pastime even more stylish.