Macroeconomic Maestro Mugs

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Someone round here has to make the important decisions.'

A collective sigh of relief.

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Money down the drain.

Bought GE stock at its high.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

John Maynard Keynes

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'As a new investor, you'll be interested to know that the value of stocks are determined by the collective wisdom of all buyers and sellers.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

A chill wind is blowing...

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

Rural sector feeding the banks money.