Macro Economy Observer Mugs

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Loan Alley

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Exchange Rate.

Euro against the Dollar.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Money down the drain.

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.