"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."
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"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."
You've Had Enough!
Why markets crash.
The Leafs win the Cup!
Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'
'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'
Men can show their emotions!
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'
Sylvester Stallone
Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.
Soldiers' Ego
Department of Who's Your Daddy?
Sleepy Bunny
Vesta
'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'
A complimentary biscuit
'Your tea is getting cold.'
Alpha males through the ages!
Camomiletherapy
It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!
"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."
"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."
Britain's first official astronaut.
Tea and Sugar Rationing
Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.
"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."
Moses Parting the Red Tea
'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'
Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.
'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'
"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"
'Get back to work, Phillips! You're supposed to take your coffee breaks at the office, not at home!'
"Things must be desperate. They're putting our tea lady in midfield."
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