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"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Soldiers' Ego

Sylvester Stallone

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

Arm and leg wrestling.

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

I have an awful headache. Do you have an aspirin? Not so fast, little buddy. A real man doesn't mask his symptoms with pharmaceuticals. Even if it feels like a jackhammer on his forehead, a real man grits his teeth and bears it. A real man rides it out the way he'd ride out a bucking bronco. Not everything in life is a test of my manhood. A real man would beg to differ.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'