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"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"You want to fight, big guy? Let's arm wrestle."

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'

"Howard is my most male friend."