Machine-human Integrator Pillows

Robotic Man

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

Well paid job

A plunger in an outhouse

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Digger.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

The Day After Machines Achieve Consciousness..

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'We met on Facebook and broke up on Twitter.'

Communication on a bus

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

Workers constructing barcodes

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

Working For Coconuts

Men Working.

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.

"Harvey has a way with people!"

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Every year these minimum-wage jobs get harder and harder."