Macaroni Artist Prints

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

A Macaroni in 1772

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Patissier

'It's more festive-looking!'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Cake Writer's Block

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Clandestine Cuisine

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Macaroni and Cheese Witch

'Our macaroni is being recalled. Well, we still have the cheese.' - 'Our cheese is being recalled? Well, we still have the macaroni.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

Ballet Birthday

"Yes I am."

"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Pasta Hair

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Tia Carmen is working hard to make Thanksgiving dinner extra special for you two. I've never seen her do this...for anybody! It goes against every traditional bone in her body! I hope you appreciate her sacrifice."

'Your starter, sir.'