Macabre Themes Prints

Don't laugh it's paid for (bumper sticker)

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Vampire with a violin

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

'People soup again?'

Poetry reading nightly

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

The Grim Rapper

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"Mom!!"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Vampire Sit ups

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Doctor, enough with the ‘clear.’ My husband’s dead!"

Skeleton scientists

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'You can come back as a zombie OR a ghost, Randy, but not both.'

Sixth Sense Morgue: (Icy Dead People).

At death's door

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."