'Members of the board, I believe that this is a really hostile takeover.'
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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"
Why markets crash.
'Perfect. Do you deliver?'
"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."
'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'
Invisible clothes
Jumping Wall Street.
"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."
The little engine that could delegate.
Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!
Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!
'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'
Subordinate Employee
The little engine that delegated
Leadership Training
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'
"Nobody wants to merge with us."
Business Partners' vows
'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'
"I always cry at mergers."
"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."
...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.
'The buildings are merging.'
"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."
Supermarket Merge
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