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Buy- out specialist

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

In the Guru District

"What's a debenture?"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

European currency on the edge.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Fish and color

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Standard & Poor

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'