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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

'Bront?saurus.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Jane Austen

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Christine McVie

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."