Lyric Enthusiasts Prints

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Senta jumps into the sea

'He was a great writer'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Jerry Lordan

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

The Real Russian history

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."