Lyric Enthusiasts Prints

"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Senta jumps into the sea

'He was a great writer'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Musical genres

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'My love is like a red red rose...'

George Martin

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Nick Cave

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

The Real Russian history

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"