Luxury Lamenter Prints

"It seems like nowadays nobody appreciates the problems facing the super-wealthy."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Posh Easter Egg

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."